Score: 8

"Umm...Yeah"

submission: Meet and Fuck My Favorite

date: June 17, 2008

So it is more than a little awkward. I mean, it's hot, don't misunderstand, but a young boy and his teacher? That's just a little wrong. I mean, the worst part was when she said "Oh, Jeffery, it's so big." That's a little weird to say about a young boy's penis.

The game is decently put together, but it is short and really messed up. Perhaps if you specified that the boy is a high school senior and the teacher just graduated from college. Or perhaps mention that they are less than four years apart in age. Otherwise, great game, I laughed at the mouse shake part because I am using a wiimote and it much resembled masturbation.

Score: 10

"Need more characters!!!"

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: June 16, 2008

This game is so addictive. I stayed up all night playing. The hardest character is Tankman... that level against Salad Fingers and Alien Hominid was nearly impossible.

Needs more characters. You should have a clock fruit, perhaps the clown with the penis, swear bear, wink, Scrooge McDuck...

Too many characters on newgrounds to be limited to just these.

Oh, and perhaps you should make some sort of stand-alone version that isn't flash, so when you go to places (school/work) that block newgrounds, you can keep the game. I put the flash file on my iPod, but when I go to other computers, the stats go away. It would be awesome if you found a way to put it on cell phones (cough).

Score: 7

"Not bad... Not bad"

submission: Glasses

date: May 8, 2008

No major point, but great animation. Need to use mic other than built in iMic (assumed because of the quietness).

Score: 10

"What are you doing on NG??!!?!?!"

submission: Reasoner- -_Lost_-

date: May 16, 2008

You don't belong here. After hearing three of your songs, you should be working side-by-side with a movie director composing film scores. Your music is so thought provoking and mood inspiring. So much talent and skill, wasted among the earthworms, likely to be stolen from an undergroundsman and them get all the credit you deserve.

Score: 10

"Amazing"

submission: Illuminated Reflection

date: May 9, 2008

Great combination of styles, I love the clarity in the recordings. The drums could use some humanizing, but oh my God...

Absolutely amazing. You have some talent.

Score: 5

"Invest in guitar lessons"

submission: Toxic Rock

date: May 8, 2008

And leave the Fruity Loops guitar at HOME!

You can do so much if you just expand your abilities.