Score: 8

"Umm...Yeah"

submission: Meet and Fuck My Favorite

date: June 17, 2008

So it is more than a little awkward. I mean, it's hot, don't misunderstand, but a young boy and his teacher? That's just a little wrong. I mean, the worst part was when she said "Oh, Jeffery, it's so big." That's a little weird to say about a young boy's penis.

The game is decently put together, but it is short and really messed up. Perhaps if you specified that the boy is a high school senior and the teacher just graduated from college. Or perhaps mention that they are less than four years apart in age. Otherwise, great game, I laughed at the mouse shake part because I am using a wiimote and it much resembled masturbation.

Score: 10

"Need more characters!!!"

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: June 16, 2008

This game is so addictive. I stayed up all night playing. The hardest character is Tankman... that level against Salad Fingers and Alien Hominid was nearly impossible.

Needs more characters. You should have a clock fruit, perhaps the clown with the penis, swear bear, wink, Scrooge McDuck...

Too many characters on newgrounds to be limited to just these.

Oh, and perhaps you should make some sort of stand-alone version that isn't flash, so when you go to places (school/work) that block newgrounds, you can keep the game. I put the flash file on my iPod, but when I go to other computers, the stats go away. It would be awesome if you found a way to put it on cell phones (cough).

Score: 7

"Not bad... Not bad"

submission: Glasses

date: May 8, 2008

No major point, but great animation. Need to use mic other than built in iMic (assumed because of the quietness).

Score: 8

"Hey, I like it"

submission: Michael Jackson Adventure

date: April 2, 2008

Funny and refreshingly interesting. Not overdone, good throwback to the good ol' days.

Score: 4

"AI sucks"

submission: retro pong (old graphics)

date: March 30, 2008

Fix the AI, the blip keeps going past without much effort.

Score: 5

"Interesting"

submission: funky

date: March 12, 2008

It's too short and lacks a point.

However, with the exception of the stick figure, the drawing and detail is absolutely amazing IMO. Keep doodling, and for God sake, add a storyline!

Score: 3

"It's alright"

submission: More Like Cheapytune

date: March 6, 2008

It's too long. If you aren't going to have stuff blowing up and/or some dialogue-driven action sequences, then it needs to be shorter.

Score: 2

"I don't get it"

submission: Beat Box V1.0

date: March 5, 2008

I read the instructions, and did what it said, but I couldn't get anything but beeping.

Might I suggest you re-subbing with more detailed instructions.

Score: 8

"I like this"

submission: SquareBol

date: March 3, 2008

This is a prime example how a simple concept, when executed correctly, can be very successful. I like the sound when you get hit especially.

Score: 0

"SPAM"

submission: Blockhead: Episode 11

date: February 26, 2008

Wow... it could be good if it weren't completely spam. "VOTE 5 ON THIS FLASH OR DIE!" over and over can get annoying.

On the upside, the intro was okay. :)